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August 31, 2014

Saw a redhead today that looked just like Katie from the back. It wasn’t her, but she came...

Saw a redhead today that looked just like Katie from the back. It wasn’t her, but she came through my line with her grandma, who wears her hair long and straight and dyed black.

So I said to the redhead, “I’m so glad you came through my line! I thought you were my sister when I saw you over at the deli!”

And the grandma, thinking I was talking to HER, said, “I’m probably a bit older than your sister!”


So I need some validation for the self-control I exercised by not being snarky at the old lady. The redhead, for the record, knew I was talking to her the whole time.




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August 30, 2014

Hey Cornwall, you’re really sweet and all, but if I don’t know you I’m not going...

Hey Cornwall, you’re really sweet and all, but if I don’t know you I’m not going to take you up on your offer to drive me to work.




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August 26, 2014

I was passed by a guy on a motorcycle on Pitt St who was wearing a helmet, shorts, and flip flops.

I was passed by a guy on a motorcycle on Pitt St who was wearing a helmet, shorts, and flip flops.




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August 19, 2014

So who is this person wearing my skin? Because she just climbed into bed and it’s not even...

So who is this person wearing my skin? Because she just climbed into bed and it’s not even midnight.




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I rode my bike into town and back today for a total of about 10 miles. Yay, me!

I rode my bike into town and back today for a total of about 10 miles. Yay, me!




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August 17, 2014

If you can grow it, Burford can cut it, mighty fine!

If you can grow it, Burford can cut it, mighty fine!




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