May 8, 2014

Cat: *biscuits biscuits biscuits* Hey. Me: You’re stomping on my windpipe, asshole. Cat:...

Cat: *biscuits biscuits biscuits* Hey.

Me: You’re stomping on my windpipe, asshole.

Cat: *biscuits* Gotta feed me before the sun comes up. Can’t watch the sunrise on an empty stomach. *biscuits*

Me: It’s 3:30am!

Cat: How can you tell through these blackout curtains?




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