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May 15, 2014

I had the most bizarre dream about going to a cricket match. The pitcher would throw a purple velvet...

I had the most bizarre dream about going to a cricket match. The pitcher would throw a purple velvet pillow up in the air and hit it towards the batter using the wrong end of a lacrosse stick. The batter could then catch the pillow while the opposing team sneaked up behind him. As long as he walked with the pillow between his knees, they couldn’t beat the crap out of him. At this point, all of the umpires ordered everyone named Helen out of the stadium. If a Helen remained, they would have to shoot a player in sacrifice.




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